There’s no doubt that agent Richie Lanz is playing among the lesser lights in the biz no matter how much he boasts about his connections and his past. He may have discovered Madonna at a hamburger joint and told Jimi Hendrix to play The Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock in The Day, but right now he’s listening to godawful singers warble ion his office in a motel in Van Nuys to hustle them for a check. His main client sings cover songs at a bar and also answers his phone. When an enthusiastic drunk singer at that bar suggests he book her on an SSO tour, he and Ronnie find themselves on a plane to Kabul.
Played wide-eyed in distress and fright by Zooey Deschanel, she bolts before the first show, stealing his cash and passport.
This all allows Bill Murray to display his arch dryness every step of the way. Written by Mitch Glazer and directed by Barry Levenson, Rock the Kasbah is not a comedy, though it has its funny moments. It’s not a drama, though it has its tense moments. It’s not a documentary, though it’s loosely based on the tale of real singer Setara Hussainzada, who appeared on Afghan Star despite death threats.
You might expect great things from these two, considering Glazer wrote Scrooged and Levenson, well, he directed Diner and <Good Morning, Vietnam,, just to name two of a dozen recognizable winners.
But this one is all over the place.
Bruce Willis plays a mercenary who first hold Richie up for the rest of the cash he charged Ronnie to get her out of Afghanistan and then helps him in his plan to help singer Salima reach her dream.
Scott Caan and Danny McBride play salesmen-turned-wackos who send Richie on the dangerous mission to earn the money he needs to settle up that score.
Kate Hudson plays a hooker with a heart of gold and big brains who takes a liking to Richie for his ear and business sense. And, yeah, Levenson thinks nothing of romantically mismatching the 36-year-old Hudson and 65-year-old Murray as if it were natural.
But the most bothersome thing about Rock the Kasbah is that Murray is good in it, Hudson is enjoyable, and Leem Lubany as the Afghan woman Salima really can sing beautifully — how about Cat Stevens’ classic hit Peace Train in English? — and act well, too, standing up to her peeved father and convincing Richie that she could do this and he should represent her.
Unfortunately, the plot takes an hour to introduce her, and then we only get to hear her perform twice. Instead we get to dwell on a warlord and bullets and in-country feud and Richie thinking he can negotiate that battle.
Imagine the huge triumph when this woman dared to cross family, religious and cultural traditions to perform on TV and show women should have that right and can do it, and enough of her country people voted for her to put her into the finals. At least they got these scenes right.
Which is your favorite Barry Levenson-directed movie, and why? Do you prefer Bill Murray in his comedies or dramas, and why? Which is your favorite Bruce Willis movie, and why?
All I can say is that I find this review interesting. I haven’t heard boo about this movie, so only time will tell!
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I hope interesting good, not interesting what the heck does Mark mean, Joey. 😮
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Interesting good. Yes, of course. I haven’t seen a thing about it, yours is my first viewpoint 😀
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I’m glad I got out to the theater and into the trench for you, Joey. 🙂
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Bill Murray. Love him, but it seems he picks the strangest projects. I think he is one of those comic actors who is brilliant in drama, but maybe not this one. Thanks for the heads-up, Mark. Always enjoy your movie reviews. I finally got to see Tomorrowland, and was thinking back to your post. We found it to be much better than its reviews and box office . ☺
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Don’t believe movie reviewers, Van. Hey, I just shot myself in the foot, didn’t I? 😮 Well, I think I get it right sometimes. Thank you for your kind words about ‘Tomorrowland.’
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You had me at “Bill Murray” then lost me. I think. 😉
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Bill didn’t lose me; the plot did.
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That’s what I meant MBM, I love Bill. 🙂 I’ll probably watch it on Netflix or something when it gets there. Because of Bill.
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Bill Murray seems to like these strange, twisted movies. He’s always really good in them. I’m reminded of a movie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou when I read this review. Also, just weird, but somehow kept me watching. Did you ever see that one? As for the match up, women in Hollywood don’t age and the men do! I mean after forty, women’s roles must really disappear which is sad.
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I like quirkly movies that have some logical thinking at the core, Amy. But this one was too all over the place, unfortunately. I will now find The Life Aquatic because you recommend it.
I this year very much liked two films because of great parts for our cherished seasoned actresses, Blythe Danner in ‘I’ll See You in My Dreams’ and Meryl Streep in ‘Rikki and The Flash.’
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Admit it. When you saw this movie advertised, you couldn’t wait to see it. Me, too! Well, it tanked over the weekend. NOBODY saw it. (Well, you, but not many others.) A measly 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. How could a film with such a great pedigree go so wrong? It happens.
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Yeah, it happens. I should have known by the awful week they picked to open it, Mark. At least I didn’t give up anything else I wanted to see to pick this one.
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It smelled from a distance. Still…I’d take that guy’s track record over just about anyone else.
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I love Bill Murray. While Die Hard has to be my favorite Bruce Willis flick, The Last Boy Scout is my black horse almost winner of that one. Ever see that one?
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Yes, Austin, The Last Boy Scout surely is a dark horse pick.
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Great script. I believe Shane Black wrote it.
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A-ha!
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😦 Guess I”ll just watch Cat Stevens sing “Peace Train” on youtube and forego the warlord/bullets.
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Try to find the scene of the talented actress singing it somewhere and you’ll be impressed, Kerbey. 🙂
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I love Bill Murray and I love anything rock n’ roll based but I think sometimes these movies just try to hard.
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i’m disappointed as i’m a huge fan of bm’s dramas. it’s where i think he shines the brightest. i enjoyed his comedies too, but it’s the dramas what really got me.
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Yes, I agree. He’s really good in dramas.
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I really enjoyed Good Morning Vietnam. Thanks for the review Mark – this is one I will likely not make an effort to see.
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If it comes up on TV it might be worth your time, Paul, if only because the actors are good.
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