(From funnynamesblog.com)

Over at the Blog of Funny Names, I tackle paint this month. As in …

OK, readers of the Blog of Funny Names, today we dip our sticks into the world of paint.

Yes, I may have been around too many open cans while working in the paint department at the store.

But I can’t help but be amused when a customer walks up to the paint desk, proudly thrusts a chip in my face and asks me to mix up some of … (And, yes, that’s what they call those snippets of tough paper that hold the colors and bar codes. Chips. Ahoy, there.)

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