As we settle into the second day full day of the separation of Ellie B aka Dogamous Pyle and the backyard gopher, the sniffing and scratching continues.
And my beloved 3 1/2-year-old rescue mutt looks up at me with puppy dog eyes again and seems to say: Where did my furry friend go?
On Saturday, as you may recall, I thought my dear wife Karen and I had solved Ellie B’s June swoon when the varmint at last went for the fruit and vegetable in the humane trap, the spring-loaded door set down, and we drove it to its new home out of this Syracuse city neighborhood of Eastwood.
So again this morning, just like all day yesterday, Ellie B has been sniffing under the shed. She’s been running around the shed. She’s been staring over the plywood we’ve positioned so she’s can’t trap herself in the small space at the back of the shed.
Where, oh, where, has the gopher gone, her eyes say to me as I sit in my red plastic Adirondack chair watching all of this, and telling her to snap out of it.
He was no good for you, Ellie B. Remember that last fight? He assaulted you. No father could let that happen again, ever.
Here’s my story about the gopher’s last straw.
But we only ever had two big fights, the dog’s sad eyes tell me.
Ellie B, I say. You never did anything together. You stayed all coiled up on the porch, watching him eat stuff on the lawn and teasing us with his impertinence. Most of the time, if you tried to get near him, he ran away.
Here’s my story about the big tease.
She’ll get over it, I tell myself, shaking my head.
A lovesick dog, missing a gopher that I thought she despised as much as I did.
Go figure.
Tell us about a situation that may have had immediate ramifications completely opposite of what you thought they’d be. Has your pet ever fell for another critter, and how’d you shake them out of it? What would you do to put Ellie B at ease?
This could turn into a remake of ‘The Incredible Journey’. Explain to the Pooch that you were extremely humane about the relocation of the love interest. Could have gone very badly. Have a most excellent day Mark. Thank you.
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Yes, we just move ‘em on out, JoHanna. Thank you!
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Awww! Poor thing. 🙂
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She’s getting better every day!
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Good.
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Parents are always the last to know about a new relationship
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We had no idea of the depth of her feelings, Cat!
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I’ll bring her a stuffed animal of a gopher and not the actual gopher, stuffed.
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Good choice, Chris. Where left the gopher off, I think it will be stuffed, with plenty of food from the wild.
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Poor Ellie has been jonesing for the gopher! Has she gotten over him yet?
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Not all the way, Heather. A little better each day! Puppy steps. 🙂
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Aww, does she whine for him?
The poor pooch….
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No whining. Just the quick circle around the shed, still, Heather.
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Aww, poor pooch!
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How adorably sad! Poor lovesick baby looking for her crush. Why do they always want to go back to the abuser? She needs another love distraction. LOL. 🙂
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I do believe there have been quite a number of hit songs about just this over the years, Mrs. B. Oh, they call it puppy love …
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Mark, I think it’s obvious. The gopher had babies under there! She’s a mama, Mark… You’ve got to go get her back so she can nurse her young!
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No, no sign of any other gophers, Rachel. Bite your tongue.
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LOL! Didn’t you know? Gophers lay eggs. They should be hatching any day now.
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Bite your tongue, Rachel. ;-(
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LOL! 😀
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That is so funny, that Ellie misses the gopher. I imagine it is a predator/prey relationship – unfortunately Ellie was never socialized to predate. Ah well, she’ll get over it. Of course you could get your pet a pet, but where does that stop? Does the pet of the pet need a pet? And so on?
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She will get over it, Paul. I think, as Diana says here, it has to do with the scent remaining still. I hope so, anyway. 🙂 I don’t wan the pet chain …
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well if nothing else, it was a fun game of ‘cat’ and dog for her to play. she probably misses the excitement and not knowing what each day would bring with the little varmint. like thinking of an old love, over time, you only remember the good parts )
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Yes, I’m hoping she’ll get over it, Beth. I never knew how fond she was of the critter.
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Ellie B needs a little sister. We need to make it happen. She would want me to tell you that.
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You are one heck of a Dog Whisperer PLGCM. I have a deaf ear right now, though. 🙂
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Maybe your mistaking the love sickness for frustration that she didn’t get to redeem her self in the arena? Maybe…?
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Yes, perhaps, she is merely looking for a rematch, Colleen!
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I am afraid, Mark, that it looks like you are going to have to get your pet a pet!
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I am thinking a stuffed pet, Ali.
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Yes my Indi loves soft toys but it doesnt take long for him to rip the stuffing out of them… hes 4 but he still needs to chew. Will she settle for that do you think?
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Her newest plushie is a lobster we bought her while we were on vacation in Cape Cod, and she chews it daily but has yet to rip it apart. Yay! We are surprised it has lasted this long, Ali!
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I think you need to get another dog! Ellie B. is lonesome for a furry friend – even a pugnacious gopher. The message is perfectly clear.
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A lot of people are making this this point, Dorann.
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Poor Ellie B! The gopher must have been quite a charmer…although maybe Ellie B does need another furiend around. Even Ted has adjusted to New Cat and Ellie B seems much more friendly than my gray ball of fur.
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Ellie B may want one. Markie B really does not want one, CBXB. Kind of like you were before New Cat showed up. Did I just weaken my argument there?
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Yep. You totally weakened the argument! Glad you realized it so I didn’t have to point it out…! 🙂
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🙂 And now you love New Cat, as I can tell more and more each post. Dang.
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You got me. And so does that freaking new cat.
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Aw Ellie B…perhaps she needs a real fur-friend, someone to pal around with, who will treat her with the kind of goodness she deserves? Yes, I am suggesting another pup. Don’t kill me. 😉
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We had a cat first, but had to say bye to Toby when he took ill. Ellie B didn’t seem to miss him this much. Odd.
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Absence makes the heart go fonder, Poor, fond Ellie B. At the same time, we’re told “out of sight is out of mind. ” Relationships are so complicated, Mark, and you did the best you could. I have faith that your lovesick one will work this out fine, in her own time.
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I am hoping that the second old saw saying will supplant the first in due time, Ann. Fingers are crossed!
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Fingers are crossed here, too, Mark, which probably contributed to my typing “go fonder” rather than “grow fonder.”
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You can always tell a (wo)man in love, but you can’t tell them much. Ellie B, Mark’s right. The gopher was no good for you. 😉
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She has to decide that for herself, am I right, Judy?
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Maybe Ellie B is like a teenager, and she needs the drama and conflict to make life livable. It would be nice if you could explain to her that there is no need to search for it, but as long as she thinks it’s there, she will probably not give up finding it.
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I have been telling her it’s gone. My face is getting blue, as the saying goes. I’ll keep telling her. As if she understands me. That’s our relationship.
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I’ve dated a gopher, and I know Ellie B’s pain! (Mine was a cockeyed wrestler in high school, but STILL.) 😉
These photos are beyond cute. I hope she finds a new love soon.
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I hope your Gopher treated you better than Ellie B’s did her, Jennie! A high school boy wrestler, that statement alone makes any dad cringe! 🙂
Although I am sympathetic for my dear dog, no invitations are going out to the Skunk Family, which has been known to visit our block on occasion …
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Poor Ellie. …my furkids could totally relate!!
There was Mr. and Mrs. Turtle, Grumpy old Possum and a few other critters that for some reason or another they form a bound with……The turtles I can understand, I was disappointed that they didn’t stick around but they were running around the yard for days trying to find them…..not even a stuffed turtle helped the issue! Haha
It takes time….and a few doggy treats.
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I think one of my stops will be to PetSmart’s doggie toy aisles, Jolene, to look for a stuffed Gopher. I’d like to see if Ellie B would even make the connection! Good suggestion there. Sorry your furkids went through the turtle separation! I bet you were thinking about stowing them away when you and Teri stopped on your bike ride you just wrote about just to have new friends for your furkids!
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Hahaha….If I could I totally would have!!!
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Sounds like she could benefit from a rescued furry little doggie friend???
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Holy crap, Mike. I cannot let Karen read your good comment. I would go bonkers. 🙂
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and by sent, I of course, meant scent. UGH!
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Yeah. Little stinker.
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Nice post Mark. Maybe you should find a friend for her to play with in a garden or so. Then she will forget fast. Good luck 🙂
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Thank you, Irene. I need a squirrel or two to slow down today.
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I imagine that as the sent of Moriarty (yes, I’m sticking by the name I chose for him) fades, Ellie B will forget all about him. 🙂
Diana xo
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I think you are right, Diana. And I think both sent and scent work in this sentence! The memory and aroma both will fade.
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Ahh Mark thanks for your gentle forgiveness of my faux pas. 🙂
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I think it was a Freudan slip, Diana! 🙂
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Oh, did you think this would continue to happen? Poor Ellie B!! I am a little worried about her! Take it easy and two more days until my summer laughs post comes out! Smiles, Robin
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I think you will make me laugh out loud, Robin. You do it with every laughs post so far. No pressure, though!
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