The offspring of Depp, Smith get juicy roles

Kevin Smith wrote it. Johnny Depp stars in it. “Yoga Hosers” sounds pretty cool right off the bat, does it not? I saw the name of the film and thought: What the … It’s the story of two 15-year-old yoga lovers, both named Colleen, who work at a Manitoba convenience story. They’re played by the…

The Turtles are set for a noisy return, 23 years later

In 1991, a whole bunch of young Americans went ape for a bunch on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Word is that they’d like to go see the remake set for release come next month. But, of course, they might not like the changes that Michael Bay, he of the big and bad “Transformers,” is bringing…