The Martian takes Matt Damon to lofty places

Left behind on Mars as dead, astronaut Mark Watney isn’t. And so, faced with scant food rations, among his many woes, the American astronaut goes botanist bonzai, using his wits and intelligence to come up with a way to grow a crop in, well, his own crap. That leads him to the second-best line of…

Are you ready to watch two dumb guys two decades later?

I was peacefully digging Jimmy Fallon’s wise humor hosting “The Tonight Show” a couple nights ago when Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels took over the guests’ couch. The living room was peaceful no longer. Enter pandemonium. “Dumb and Dumber To” is coming to theaters on Nov. 14, and the two stars were there to debut…